REAL mom Wednesday

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You know you are a REAL mom when…

*Your daughter wants to give you a check up while you are at the bathroom sink and can’t reach your armpit so she sticks the thermometer in your crack (nothing like a rectal temp to wake you up).

*You now do daily nose checks with your son after the mushroom incident.

*You tell your daughter her goal is to sleep in, so she gets up at 5:45am.

Serves me right for proclaiming my goals to the world wide web.

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