You know you are a REAL mom when…
*Your daughter wants to give you a check up while you are at the bathroom sink and can’t reach your armpit so she sticks the thermometer in your crack (nothing like a rectal temp to wake you up).
*You now do daily nose checks with your son after the mushroom incident.
*You tell your daughter her goal is to sleep in, so she gets up at 5:45am.
Serves me right for proclaiming my goals to the world wide web.