You know you are a REAL mom when…
*Your littlest was most happy holding two little scraps of wrapping paper Christmas morning.
*You say “We will get Christmas cards out next year when life isn’t so crazy.” Yeah. Freaking. Right. (And good for you, who actually get them out because we love receiving them!)
*Your child says, “A penis is not a toy.”
It always amazes me how quickly kids become obsessed with body parts during bath time. And the conversation which that came from was Duder grabbing at himself and me telling him to stop, then Nug chimed in with her words of advice.