Two days late, I know.
You know you are a REAL mom when…
*Trick or treaters come to your house, your children come running to the door half-dressed or just in their diaper (clearly we thought trick or treating hours were over).
*Your kids got two gallon bags full of candy from stopping at 7 houses (little people always get tons because they are the cutest).
*You hand out your kids previously trick or treated candy to the kids who came trick or treating to your house.
In the three Halloween’s we have been here we have never had a single trick or treater, so we didn’t buy candy. What does a mom do when the kids come knocking? Pass out the candy my kids received because a) they got waaaaaaaay too much candy, b) we only let them have one piece, and c) it stops me from eating it all by myself.