You know you are a REAL mom when…
*You have to call your husband not once but twice in one night to sing your kids to sleep. You are not a good substitute for his beautiful pipes.
*You are pretty sure that your children’s aim in life is to unfold every piece of laundry.
*Your husband is gone for one day and your daughter is already asking strangers if they are her daddy.
It is even better when she asks the boy (he is obviously 16) bagging your groceries if he is her daddy. That is not embarrassing at all when you have a cart full of little people at the store.