You know you are a REAL mom when…
*You get hot water back but decide that your kids can wait until the morning for a bath because you want to use the hot water first (they didn’t stink, I did, so I won).
*The saying “It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” is so true in your house because someone always ends up crying.
*You wonder if your kids actually know how to be quiet.
And being asleep does not count.