You know you are a REAL mom when…
*Your daughter looks homeless 90% of the time (her hair is always a mess, she rarely wears pants and insists on pulling her socks up to her knees).
*You are really happy that your littlest learned to roll over but the part that stinks is that this increases the
barf spit up you have to clean up daily.
*Leaving your windows open means that everyone gets to hear the chaos of your house.
Sorry to any innocent people who are getting to hear the screams and cries of my children because it is just too nice not to let the cool breeze in!