You know you are a REAL mom when…
*You talk about Thomas the Train eating his vegetables so he can grow big and strong.
*Your frequency of voice cannot be heard by your children.
*You realize the concept of “later” has not developed in your child when you find them naked in the tub ready for a bath.
Nug heard me tell Duder that they would be getting a bath later today because they were starting to stink. She proceeded to get naked and sit in the tub.