REAL mom Wednesday

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You know you are a REAL mom when…

*You have spent hours googling baby poop questions.

*You analyze your child’s bodily fluids.

*You have to tell your child not to ask people how many nipples they have.

Nug is obsessed with counting body parts, especially when she is taking a bath.  She also asks what things are and I don’t lie to her because what is the point and she is learning.  But why, oh why, does she pick one of the body parts that I would like her to not to say outside the house and ask random people about them?  Nothing like her asking a complete stranger, “How many nipples?”

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2 responses »

  1. Jake likes to ask me (loudly) in public restrooms “Is that lady gonna go poop?” when other patrons come in. SUPER FUN!

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