You know you are a REAL mom when…
*You have spent hours googling baby poop questions.
*You analyze your child’s bodily fluids.
*You have to tell your child not to ask people how many nipples they have.
Nug is obsessed with counting body parts, especially when she is taking a bath. She also asks what things are and I don’t lie to her because what is the point and she is learning. But why, oh why, does she pick one of the body parts that I would like her to not to say outside the house and ask random people about them? Nothing like her asking a complete stranger, “How many nipples?”