You know you are a REAL mom when…
*You have to made a list of things to do in a day and one of the items on the list was brush your teeth.
*You have sworn that the pack’n’play was made specifically to frustrate parents because it is the world’s worst portable crib to set up.
*You do not find it strange to find little people hugging the garbage can in the kitchen.
When we were first married my husband insisted on getting a Super Human garbage can for the kitchen. I was reluctant but gave in. And thankfully I did because all little kids love to hug it (it is stainless steel and you can see your reflection in it as clear as day).