REAL mom Wednesday

Standard

You know you are a real mom when…

*You finally fold the laundry in the basket after 4 days because a small child wants to play in the laundry basket.

*You “forget” to tell your pediatrician certain information (like Duder not sleeping through the night yet or Nug still needing to “pacify” during naps and bedtime) because you know their stance and you don’t agree with it.

*You find pleasure in picking someone else’s nose.

Hey, boogers gross me out…what can I say?

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2 responses »

  1. first, i LOVE to pick my kids’ noses.

    second, i totally lied to our pediatrician about our homemade formula. i have heard of doctors calling DHS for stuff like that…so when she asked me what kind of formula i use, i tried being all vague, like “oh, milk-based.” then she was like, “what brand?” and i flat-out said “the walmart kind.”

    LIAR. but i’d rather lie to the doctor than a)feed my kid store-bought (if unnecessary) and b)go to jail.

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