You know you are a real mom when…
*You finally fold the laundry in the basket after 4 days because a small child wants to play in the laundry basket.
*You “forget” to tell your pediatrician certain information (like Duder not sleeping through the night yet or Nug still needing to “pacify” during naps and bedtime) because you know their stance and you don’t agree with it.
*You find pleasure in picking someone else’s nose.
Hey, boogers gross me out…what can I say?